Im a dick, what are you?

Ive been through enough shit to make a veitnam veteran go, "DAMN." Im just your average dick head. This is my Blog. this is what I post to make you laugh. This, is Something Worth Reading.

May 28, 2012 10:51 pm

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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10:50 pm

fuckyeahmovieclub:

You two sons of bitches are goin’ to college.

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May 27, 2012 2:18 pm

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2:11 pm

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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1:51 pm

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

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1:50 pm

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1:49 pm

ironfrost:

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May 14, 2012 3:03 am
  • romeo: hey i just met you.
  • romeo: and this is crazy.
  • romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
  • romeo: so marry me maybe.
May 8, 2012 11:28 pm

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10:46 pm
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